- Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)
- Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
- friend: oh you have a tumblr? no way! what's your url?
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend: where did you get that gun?
Math is the only place where I hear a person buying 60 watermelons.
Wednesday Jan 1 @ 03:25pm
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
















