January 2012
88 posts
Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)
Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favourite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
friend: oh you have a tumblr? no way! what's your url?
me:
friend:
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friend: where did you get that gun?
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
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“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
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Anonymous asked: 38, 43
Anonymous asked: Did you know you're one of the most amazing people ever? :)
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Don't ever use someone's past against them. You're...
Anonymous asked: A gang of thugs break into your house. You can only grab one thing to your immediate left. What is it?
U2 on shuffle, Hell yah !
run baby, run: Invade My Privacy. →
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re…
